Olivia: Serena, tell Dan that he should be a musician, not a gangster. You have no street cred!
Dan: I’m offended. You know once in the fourth grade I had to miss recess because I purposely broke the rules of grammar.
Serena: I think Dan will look fine in whatever he wears.
Dan: Serena Van der Woodsen doesn’t have an opinion on wardrobe? This isn’t right.
Serena: Look, Casey wants you guys to break up.
Olivia: Yeah, I know. That’s why i’m not returning her phone calls. Did she seriously send you here to do that?
Serena: I didn’t come because I want you guys to break up. I came because I have found a compromise, that I think will get her off your backs and mine.
Dan: I hope it’s firing Casey.
Serena: Patrick is coming out for the opening tonight, he’s already on a plane here.
Dan: I don’t like where this is headed. I have a gun!
