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Serena: Chuck, you might want to try and stop the police.
Chuck: Why would I stop them? I called them.
Serena: Why would he have his own club raided?
Blair: Well once we found out the liquor license was fake we could either wait for Jack to take us down or we could take control. And call the police to blow out the party, for a night that no one would ever forget. Brilliant, isn’t it?
Serena: This was your idea?
Blair: Well it was both of ours. You see S, we belong together.
Serena: Okay, well Casey will blame this whole thing on me. So I have to get my clients out of here before they get mug shots or tmz videos.
Blair: Well, you could try and go through the hotel. But there’s probably paparazzi out there too. I’m sorry S, but Chuck’s hotel needed this.
Serena: Why would you do this to me? You know how important it was for me to prove myself to Casey.
Blair: Remember when you chose Chuck? Now I did too.
Olivia: Serena, tell Dan that he should be a musician, not a gangster. You have no street cred!
Dan: I’m offended. You know once in the fourth grade I had to miss recess because I purposely broke the rules of grammar.
Serena: I think Dan will look fine in whatever he wears.
Dan: Serena Van der Woodsen doesn’t have an opinion on wardrobe? This isn’t right.
Serena: Look, Casey wants you guys to break up.
Olivia: Yeah, I know. That’s why i’m not returning her phone calls. Did she seriously send you here to do that?
Serena: I didn’t come because I want you guys to break up. I came because I have found a compromise, that I think will get her off your backs and mine.
Dan: I hope it’s firing Casey.
Serena: Patrick is coming out for the opening tonight, he’s already on a plane here.
Dan: I don’t like where this is headed. I have a gun!
